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How to prevent shark attacks 101

Post  Bringel on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:15 am

1. Don't swim in the sea.

More than 99% of all shark attacks happen in large water masses, also known as oceans... The way to establish if you're in an ocean is to taste the water. It should taste salty.

2. Swim with fat people.

Always make sure there are fat people already in the water before you enter. Chances are you will be able to swim faster than them and save yourself.

3. Don't go in the water without a knife.

That's to stab the nearest swimmer when you see a shark. As soon as he/she bleeds profusely, swim as fast as you can to the shore and claim you tried your best to save him/her. You might end up getting an award for bravery.

4. Listen intently

All sharks have a 'theme song' - If you hear the following, swim for your life: da-dam, da-dam, da-dam. If it sounds like this dadam, dadam, dadam you're already gone.

5. Don't panic.

Stay calm when a shark bites you. It’s over, you're gone and it doesn't help you try and survive. The people on the shore will appreciate it, they don't want to hear your mad yelling and screaming, it's upsetting and you have to remember that it’s not all about you!

Lol got you hahaha its brilliant lol!
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Re: How to prevent shark attacks 101

Post  Vaatjie on Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:48 am

My tactic is to ask a newbie to join me for a dive.......hehehe
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Re: How to prevent shark attacks 101

Post  Bringel on Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:14 am

pale hahaha well remind me not to go diving with you soon ok lol joking
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Post  Vaatjie on Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:28 am

hehehehe.....your best defense with the Johnneis is to use you head
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Re: How to prevent shark attacks 101

Post  Bringel on Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:38 am

I know what you mean i jsust kopstump a shark!!! lol hahaha lol!
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Re: How to prevent shark attacks 101

Post  eckart on Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:49 am

jeesh... you two are gunning for the gun!!
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Re: How to prevent shark attacks 101

Post  Bringel on Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:03 am

Lol hahaha theres a gun up for grabs silent well im new to spearing and it would be nice to win my fish spear gun lol afro
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